Obama demands $400 Million ransom back after finding out hostages are registered Republicans


The Obama Administration paid a whopping $400 million to Iran in exchange for four American hostages. This has raised the eyebrows of many of Obama’s critics because it is incredibly illegal.

When asked to comment, White House Press Secretary Josh earnest had this to say, “Loopholes. They’re the beeznees.”

The administration exchanged US dollars for wooden pallets stacked with euros, Swiss francs and other currencies.

The hostages were safely returned to U.S. soil. Upon arrival they praised Obama for securing their safe release. However, the Obama administration soon found out that all four hostages are registered Republicans and avid Trump supporters.

Reporters asked Josh Earnest what President Obama had to say about it. “This isn’t what we paid for.”

Since the exchange President Obama has had no luck in contacting the Iranians to ask for the money back. No word either when Iran will unblock Obama from twitter.


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